A very simple origin made for a friend. You lack any sense of direction. To such a point its anomalous.

Anomalous Disaperance

You can press primary to randomly teleport to anywhere in 10,000 blocks.

Group Anomalous Disaperance

You can press secondary to randomly teleport to anywhere in 10,000 blocks, together with anyone within 8 blocks of you.

Bad Organization

You can't seem to find compasses or maps once you lose sight of them.